dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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