Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Oh I don't think we can conclude it was a "fist" -- but whatever it was, it probably wasn't first either. :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 4:10pm
  • your mom was my first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:14pm
  • yeah this one's dumb, i don't get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:19am
  • Try get another person

    Submitted by 345 on Mar 2, 10 at 5:36pm
  • if one more person says first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:12pm
  • the mods definitely get high before selecting which texts make it on because you'd have to be high to think most of these are funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:20am
  • she fucked someone else and dumped him hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:51am
  • we know that she let the 1st guy fuck her, what did she give to the 2nd guy that's whining like a little bitch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:40pm
  • Yeah, must not have been that good of a vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:19pm