I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I believe in your delicious
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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