Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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