Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I had to cum in my sink.
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