we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
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Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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