That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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Look at the bright side, she probably had a vagina.
For the loss
9:43 it was you huh? You silly silly fatty
Faster than light. Jk jk.
Your lack of knowledge to short forms, well anyone's I suppose, really ruins texts. Sigh.
Hey you are only allowed to poke fun at her blue sweats. And not her weight. K thanks
Like a boss!
Yet another unwarranted use of epic, dbags
I know short form fairly well but I was also lost on FTL...but I like 'for the loss'. Ty
only thing EPIC here was that FAIL!!!
9:43 Why? Because you're fat? Loser
"Epic" and "FTL" in the same text. This guy sounds like a douche.