I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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