it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
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If his wife didn't keep such a short leash nowdays, I'd swear this was my ex!! Michael, did you hide in the bathroom to write this?!!
Zeus has a cell phone?
Where's Jeff? I want him to explain this one...
You mean demigods?
i think 3:13 really doesn't like twilight
- captain obvious
I love you 11:16 & 1:44. Intelligence win.
I'm just wondering what it is that sends the message...is he throwing lightning bolts like Zeus or something?
Score: Chuck Norris 1, Twilight 0
some people try way too hard. worst. text. ever.
Jesus Buttfucking Christ. You douchebags turn everything referring to the immortal into a Twilight reference just to bitch about it and prove how cool you are to an entirely nameless crowd. Twilight fanatics don't even talk about it as much as you.
this is not a twilight text!!! it would say half vampire not half god!
not everything has to be related to twilight like some people seem to think it is nowadays!!!
I fail to see how this is a twilight reference.
If it is, then damn, shitty text.
If not, best text I've ever read on this site.
HAY GUYZ DID SOMEONE MENTION TWILIGHT YET?!!!!
I luvvvv vampires and eddie cullen is my fav loll. i also sumtims throw up so boyz wil wana touch me. ahhh. im rele insecyure, plzz dont mayk fun of me :( :*:*
Agreed, 11:16. The people who hate it bitch about it more than the fans talk about Twilight. It's amusing just the mention of it from some idiot who mistook it for a Twilight reference sends non-fans over the dramatic edge. People like what they like, and don't what they don't. Chill the eff out... :)
I salute you almighty man-god!!! HI HO SIVLER AWAY!!!!!!
Chuck Norris is the only one that can make half god babies, but there are no women whos uteruses can support his seed
Chuck Norris impregnates mortal women and has full-god babies
Listening to Incubus? Or reading the bible? Both came long before Twilight.
Are people now texting pretending to be Edward Cullen? Fuckeddd upppppp.
It's a twilight reference? Lol I didn't know that. I was thinking zueZ or some shit
or it could be referencing Percy Jackson. which they are also making into a movie. half god half human. hell i would have sex with apollo.
I'm pretty sure it's a Wagner's "Ring Cycle" reference. Giving off Wotan vibes.
dear god people if you hate twilight then dont talk about it!
fucking twilight is the stupidest fucking shit EVER. anybody who thinks this is a twilight thing is doomed to be stupid for the rest of their stupid fucking lives.
Hi, I'm Zeus, and I like to confuse Twilight fangirlies on the interwebz.
This isn't a twilight reference.
They were vampires, not gods.
And if people see this as a twilight reference,
its just a confidence thing? its not a twilight thing anyone who could say this has to be hetero.
I would like to meet you, and have relations of every sort... :)
Stop mentioning Twilight. Seriously, fucking stop it. I'm going to hunt all you fucking pathetic fangirls down and kill you one by one you're so fucking annoying.
2:22 - yesss pleeeaaaase.
when I first read this I was like wtffff,
but then I was like, "Oh, Twilight, duhh."
But idkk like why anyone would send this?
LOL 2:03, did you have sex with your grandmother yet?
not a twilight reference, i promise.
2:30 maybe someone like Mariah Carey could. goodness knows she has enough breast milk going.
2:22 oh yeah... fuck edward........... :D
obama chia pets? they spend uncontrolably instead of growing?
Percy Jackson anyone? It's not twilight... Thank god.
there are far to many twiligt references in here. I'm also ashamed that I know this...
obama chia pets are the cats pijamas