There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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