she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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