I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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