I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
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If you drink the kind with the worm in the bottle, and this is important, please disregard any advice the worm gives you. It is bad advice.
more like a little jackrabbit. or some other such pleasure delivering apparatus!
mixing alcohol and children's stories is awesome. fun times can be had reading them drunk
this shit is real? bull. that's not even a funny text--or a legitimate high/drunk text. it's just stupid.
is this site fake?
true dat we all need something to guide our conscience in the right direction from time to time... Have made a few bad judgement calls while on it.
1:15, I get shit like this through text all the time. It's not fake, it's just that you're not used to awesome people who make silly references.
Sorry we can appease the people who only want to read about fucking sluts and barfing all over the place.
Not everyone was blessed with a sense of humor.
That's hilarious, the person above just as no sense of humor, fake or not fake, who cares, laugh and live!
I prefer to drink Jiminy Cricket AND the worm!
agreed..I don't think Anonymous @1:15pm got the joke
OMG this is sooooo true
and I agree with 12:55 - DO NOT listen to the worm LOL
Tequila IS my Jimminy Cricket. My naughty naughty cricket....