You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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My question is: Why would you want to fuck a vegan anyway?
No vegan diet, no vegan powers.
I once turned away a whole group of vegans by serving a chili made of elk meat that I shot myself. Epic win!
OP is an evil genius.
Vegan or not, he should know that lambskin condoms don't prevent STDs. Lambskin is porous enough to allow HIV to seep through.
The name lambskin is misleading. They should call them lamb intestine condoms.
Polyurethane is better, AND blocks STDs. Plus they make them now that they're actually pretty cool to wear; I know a girl with a latex allergy who swears by them.
Everyone loves to have the soft wet fresh skin of a baby lamb squeezing their dick!
Fucked up yet hilarious
One word: POLYURETHANE.
did you not get the joke of the post? it's about a VEGAN using a condom made from an animal product........
...and that's the story of how you got HIV
A vegan guy? Definitely a pillow biter.
thats pretty fucked up
Or the full body condom.
And possibly your immune system.
Oh yea those feel so good :)