What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize