Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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