He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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