a queef is a wish your heart makes.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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