I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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