She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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you should have transformed her face into a cum blanket
Woot. She's the Martha Stewart of alcohol.
back and forth forever
So, this one time, I was eating a banana, and a friend of mine goes, "Dude, you looked like you were sucking a dick right there! Looked like you were doing a good job, too." I politely disagreed, and expressed this by punching him in the jaw.
Hunch punch that shit
sounds like grandmas boy...
It's spelled "niggardly".
It would be funny had u said we turned her fruit basket to a beer pitcher
Haha my roommate stole one and uses it as a juice jug! hahaha
who else thinks white guy is mentally challenged
It'd make a better flower vase.