She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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you should have transformed her face into a cum blanket
Woot. She's the Martha Stewart of alcohol.
back and forth forever
So, this one time, I was eating a banana, and a friend of mine goes, "Dude, you looked like you were sucking a dick right there! Looked like you were doing a good job, too." I politely disagreed, and expressed this by punching him in the jaw.
Hunch punch that shit
sounds like grandmas boy...
It's spelled "niggardly".
Haha my roommate stole one and uses it as a juice jug! hahaha
It would be funny had u said we turned her fruit basket to a beer pitcher
who else thinks white guy is mentally challenged
It'd make a better flower vase.