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  • you should have transformed her face into a cum blanket

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:35am
  • Woot. She's the Martha Stewart of alcohol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:31am
  • ))<>(( back and forth forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:38pm
  • So, this one time, I was eating a banana, and a friend of mine goes, "Dude, you looked like you were sucking a dick right there! Looked like you were doing a good job, too." I politely disagreed, and expressed this by punching him in the jaw. -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:04am
  • Hunch punch that shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:46am
  • sounds like grandmas boy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:36pm
  • It's spelled "niggardly".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:26am
  • Haha my roommate stole one and uses it as a juice jug! hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:20pm
  • It would be funny had u said we turned her fruit basket to a beer pitcher

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:21pm
  • who else thinks white guy is mentally challenged

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:39pm
  • It'd make a better flower vase.

    Submitted by courtchronic on Jan 20, 12 at 9:09pm