its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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