I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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