After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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Probably so you learn how to mount things...a 30 minute hand job?!
You need to be stuffed!
if you aren't a 12 year old boy, yes, hand jobs can take a minute
yeah but not a half hour. 10-15 mins maybe.
Maybe it was because she skinned him raw? That's my guess.
Because you shouldn't be allowed to touch living things??
now that is a sound thought
A half-hour hand job is an epic fail on several levels.
Good god does he even have any foreskin left?!
Because a taxidermist leaves things in a suspended state? That's not a compliment. Blue balls are a serious condition. Finish the job!
SUFFOLK COUNTY TRASH. TYPICAL.
I am from Suffolk County. I liked your comment.
Just suck his dick, for crying out loud!!
She left him stiff and lifeless.
Should have stuffed a couple fingers in his rear.
that works like magic
Thirty minute hand job? Why aren't we blaming the guy for not taking charge and layin the bitch down?
can i have
I think the first bad sign is that the hand job lasted for half an hour. Just saying.
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