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  • 60 52
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 16, 11 at 10:08pm
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    You need to be stuffed!

  • 59 57
    Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Apr 19, 11 at 12:46pm
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    Probably so you learn how to mount things...a 30 minute hand job?!

  • 65 76
    Submitted by wtfkrysta on Apr 16, 11 at 10:36pm
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    Maybe it was because she skinned him raw? That's my guess.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by balfazar on Apr 16, 11 at 3:24pm
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    Because you shouldn't be allowed to touch living things??

    • 47 73
      Submitted by kingofnopants on Apr 17, 11 at 1:21am
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      now that is a sound thought

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 16, 11 at 10:06pm
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    A half-hour hand job is an epic fail on several levels.

  • 55 63
    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 22, 11 at 10:25am
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    Good god does he even have any foreskin left?!

  • 58 69
    Submitted by haliganbar on Apr 19, 11 at 11:54am
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    She left him stiff and lifeless.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by shamrock2112 on Apr 16, 11 at 4:21pm
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    Because a taxidermist leaves things in a suspended state? That's not a compliment. Blue balls are a serious condition. Finish the job!

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Sydefx on Apr 17, 11 at 9:44am
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    SUFFOLK COUNTY TRASH. TYPICAL.

    • 61 57
      Submitted by vikky_vicious on Apr 26, 11 at 5:58pm
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      I am from Suffolk County. I liked your comment.

  • 54 68
    Submitted by anonymouse4 on Apr 17, 11 at 12:06am
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    Just suck his dick, for crying out loud!!

  • 55 74
    Submitted by badassmanlyman on Apr 17, 11 at 2:44am
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    Thirty minute hand job? Why aren't we blaming the guy for not taking charge and layin the bitch down?

  • 54 77
    Submitted by StyrofoamBoots on Apr 16, 11 at 6:43pm
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    if you aren't a 12 year old boy, yes, hand jobs can take a minute

    • 46 67
      Submitted by rompstomp on Apr 16, 11 at 7:14pm
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      yeah but not a half hour. 10-15 mins maybe.

  • 56 84
    Submitted by shellbell205 on Apr 16, 11 at 5:25pm
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    I think the first bad sign is that the hand job lasted for half an hour. Just saying.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by duecebigelow on Apr 17, 11 at 2:13pm
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    Should have stuffed a couple fingers in his rear.

  • 21 34
    Submitted by italianflavor on Sep 2, 12 at 1:16am
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    can i have