After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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Probably so you learn how to mount things...a 30 minute hand job?!
You need to be stuffed!
Maybe it was because she skinned him raw? That's my guess.
if you aren't a 12 year old boy, yes, hand jobs can take a minute
yeah but not a half hour. 10-15 mins maybe.
Because you shouldn't be allowed to touch living things??
now that is a sound thought
Good god does he even have any foreskin left?!
A half-hour hand job is an epic fail on several levels.
SUFFOLK COUNTY TRASH. TYPICAL.
I am from Suffolk County. I liked your comment.
Because a taxidermist leaves things in a suspended state? That's not a compliment. Blue balls are a serious condition. Finish the job!
Just suck his dick, for crying out loud!!
She left him stiff and lifeless.
Thirty minute hand job? Why aren't we blaming the guy for not taking charge and layin the bitch down?
Should have stuffed a couple fingers in his rear.
that works like magic
can i have
I think the first bad sign is that the hand job lasted for half an hour. Just saying.