I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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