Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)

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(502): View more from Kentucky

he fucked me so hard my future children felt it

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage

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(510): View more from California

Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.

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(404): View more from Georgia

and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth

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(269): View more from Michigan

I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals

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(423): View more from Tennessee

My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final

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(775): View more from Nevada

Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum

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