Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(207): View more from Maine

I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?

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(419): View more from Ohio

there is no way he can be that small

(1-419): View more from Ohio

look on the bright side he'll over comepensate

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(512): View more from Texas

They should make Jack Daniels chap stick

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(813): View more from Florida

There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.

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(720): View more from Colorado

These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs

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(719): View more from Colorado

Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room

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(334): View more from Alabama

I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.

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(206): View more from Washington

Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?

(509): View more from Washington

Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.

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