Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum