Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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