At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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