So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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