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  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:49pm

    the correct line is, "we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch 'x-files.'" but that's close enough.

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:06pm

    I'm using that line tonight

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 7:15pm

    you and me baby ain't nothin' but ammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:56pm

    Take him up on the offer during Gossip Girl

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:37am

    those Mormons are so fun!

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:43pm

    as long as you both watch x-files...

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:33am

    He mind as well have added "If you don't want to watch TV then you can read a magazine and I will balance a bowl of chips and a beer on your back while were going at it."

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:31pm

    i've totally pulled that line before.

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:29pm

    HAHAHAHAHAH! thats GREAT!

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:35pm

    what a keeper. haha. what i wanna know is, how long have you been married? if it's more than ten years, i say that's somewhat acceptable. however if you're newlyweds.... i'm sorry.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 8:45am

    5:06 - Really? Liz Phair? Are you socially stupid or something? It was Bloodhound Gang.

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:07pm

    bloodhound gang. hes got the right idea

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:59pm

    it sounds like a good deal to me =D

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:18am

    sounds like something i'd have to say to my husband...sad but true.

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 7:05pm

    you and me baby we ain't nothin but mammal

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:12pm

    I love bad touch by bloodhound gang!

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:46pm

    bloodhound gang -love it! that is actually mine and my husband's song.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:53pm

    OMG that is so flippen funny..

  • 39 51
    Submitted by echoxseven on Feb 3, 10 at 9:35pm

    Wow... SAAAAAME. How often does this happen?

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:06am

    hahaha oh utah, it's a lot freakier than you think

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:34pm

    toss the poor guy a bone... he's trying.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 9:59pm

    Yeh, dunno if thats really a very good seduction attempt. not a bad idea though! :P that way you won't miss your fav tv shows, if they are more important to you than your husband?

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:25am

    Are you socially stupid or something? It was Bloodhound Gang. no, dumbass, it may have been Bloodhound Gang, but it was Liz Phair, google that shit. Chopsticks "he said he liked to do it backwards, I said that's just fine with me that way we can fuck and watch TV"

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:41pm

    I've heard that a few times, only it often varies to "Let's have sex. We can do it doggy, and if you want I'll give you a back massage." or "We can do it doggy, you can watch The Hills!"

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:18pm

    OMG! Mine says that too! During Oprah!

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:11pm

    lol thats considerate

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:06pm

    That is a line from a Liz Phair song from the early 90s

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:02am

    the only way that'd be acceptable is if there's porn on.

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:40pm

    It's def kosher as long as the x-files are on.

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:46pm

    He has a good idea. If he sucks then you'll still get to enjoy something.

  • 22 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 10 at 12:22am

    Great text to read on my second day living in the same state...

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 7:22pm

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL at 7:15 and 7:05...wow tht was hilarious ahahahahahahahaa

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:43am

    That is in reality so sad. He probably said it because they never do anything anymore.

  • 28 50
    Submitted by nurse_nikki02 on Aug 8, 10 at 12:53am

    This is a cheap attempt at a "snack table".

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:51pm

    Hey, if Time Warp, Man vs Wild, or Lost is on, that would work for me.

  • 28 53
    Submitted by razerion on Aug 6, 10 at 7:18pm

    Hehe sounds fun!

  • 29 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:31pm

    After 15 years of marriage, if my husband made that offer, I'd TOTALLY take him up on it.

  • 34 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 5:17pm

    Sad thing is we are newlyweds... And no I didn't take him up on the offer.... Tho my dad heard about it and thought it was funny.... I've hit a new low in life

  • 29 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:58pm

    That's like saying: If you're not into it tonight, just bend over and read a magazine while I pound you" ah romance!