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  • I'm using that line tonight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:06pm
  • the correct line is, "we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch 'x-files.'" but that's close enough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:49pm
  • it sounds like a good deal to me =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Take him up on the offer during Gossip Girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:56pm
  • He mind as well have added "If you don't want to watch TV then you can read a magazine and I will balance a bowl of chips and a beer on your back while were going at it."

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:33am
  • those Mormons are so fun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:37am
  • you and me baby ain't nothin' but ammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 7:15pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAH! thats GREAT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:29pm
  • 5:06 - Really? Liz Phair? Are you socially stupid or something? It was Bloodhound Gang.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 8:45am
  • hahaha oh utah, it's a lot freakier than you think

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:06am
  • OMG! Mine says that too! During Oprah!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:18pm
  • He has a good idea. If he sucks then you'll still get to enjoy something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:46pm
  • bloodhound gang. hes got the right idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:07pm
  • Are you socially stupid or something? It was Bloodhound Gang. no, dumbass, it may have been Bloodhound Gang, but it was Liz Phair, google that shit. Chopsticks "he said he liked to do it backwards, I said that's just fine with me that way we can fuck and watch TV"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:25am
  • i've totally pulled that line before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:31pm
  • lol thats considerate

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:11pm
  • sounds like something i'd have to say to my husband...sad but true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:18am
  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL at 7:15 and 7:05...wow tht was hilarious ahahahahahahahaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 7:22pm
  • OMG that is so flippen funny..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:53pm
  • as long as you both watch x-files...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:43pm
  • toss the poor guy a bone... he's trying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:34pm
  • the only way that'd be acceptable is if there's porn on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:02am
  • Yeh, dunno if thats really a very good seduction attempt. not a bad idea though! :P that way you won't miss your fav tv shows, if they are more important to you than your husband?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 9:59pm
  • you and me baby we ain't nothin but mammal

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 7:05pm
  • I love bad touch by bloodhound gang!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:12pm
  • Wow... SAAAAAME. How often does this happen?

    Submitted by echoxseven on Feb 3, 10 at 9:35pm
  • bloodhound gang -love it! that is actually mine and my husband's song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:46pm
  • what a keeper. haha. what i wanna know is, how long have you been married? if it's more than ten years, i say that's somewhat acceptable. however if you're newlyweds.... i'm sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:35pm
  • That is a line from a Liz Phair song from the early 90s

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:06pm
  • This is a cheap attempt at a "snack table".

    Submitted by nurse_nikki02 on Aug 8, 10 at 12:53am
  • It's def kosher as long as the x-files are on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:40pm
  • That is in reality so sad. He probably said it because they never do anything anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:43am
  • I've heard that a few times, only it often varies to "Let's have sex. We can do it doggy, and if you want I'll give you a back massage." or "We can do it doggy, you can watch The Hills!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:41pm
  • Hehe sounds fun!

    Submitted by razerion on Aug 6, 10 at 7:18pm
  • After 15 years of marriage, if my husband made that offer, I'd TOTALLY take him up on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:31pm
  • That's like saying: If you're not into it tonight, just bend over and read a magazine while I pound you" ah romance!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Sad thing is we are newlyweds... And no I didn't take him up on the offer.... Tho my dad heard about it and thought it was funny.... I've hit a new low in life

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 5:17pm
  • Hey, if Time Warp, Man vs Wild, or Lost is on, that would work for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Great text to read on my second day living in the same state...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 10 at 12:22am
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