My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
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those Mormons are so fun!
I'm using that line tonight
the correct line is, "we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch 'x-files.'" but that's close enough.
it sounds like a good deal to me =D
toss the poor guy a bone... he's trying.
Take him up on the offer during Gossip Girl
HAHAHAHAHAH! thats GREAT!
He mind as well have added "If you don't want to watch TV then you can read a magazine and I will balance a bowl of chips and a beer on your back while were going at it."
you and me baby ain't nothin' but ammals,
so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel
hahaha oh utah, it's a lot freakier than you think
5:06 - Really? Liz Phair? Are you socially stupid or something? It was Bloodhound Gang.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL at 7:15 and 7:05...wow tht was hilarious ahahahahahahahaa
OMG! Mine says that too! During Oprah!
bloodhound gang. hes got the right idea
lol thats considerate
He has a good idea. If he sucks then you'll still get to enjoy something.
Are you socially stupid or something? It was Bloodhound Gang.
no, dumbass, it may have been Bloodhound Gang, but it was Liz Phair, google that shit.
"he said he liked to do it backwards, I said that's just fine with me
that way we can fuck and watch TV"
the only way that'd be acceptable is if there's porn on.
OMG that is so flippen funny..
Yeh, dunno if thats really a very good seduction attempt.
not a bad idea though! :P
that way you won't miss your fav tv shows, if they are more important to you than your husband?
i've totally pulled that line before.
as long as you both watch x-files...
That is a line from a Liz Phair song from the early 90s
I love bad touch by bloodhound gang!
you and me baby we ain't nothin but mammal
Sad thing is we are newlyweds... And no I didn't take him up on the offer.... Tho my dad heard about it and thought it was funny.... I've hit a new low in life
bloodhound gang -love it! that is actually mine and my husband's song.
what a keeper. haha. what i wanna know is, how long have you been married? if it's more than ten years, i say that's somewhat acceptable. however if you're newlyweds.... i'm sorry.
sounds like something i'd have to say to my husband...sad but true.
It's def kosher as long as the x-files are on.
This is a cheap attempt at a "snack table".
Wow... SAAAAAME. How often does this happen?
That is in reality so sad. He probably said it because they never do anything anymore.
Hehe sounds fun!
After 15 years of marriage, if my husband made that offer, I'd TOTALLY take him up on it.
I've heard that a few times, only it often varies to "Let's have sex. We can do it doggy, and if you want I'll give you a back massage." or "We can do it doggy, you can watch The Hills!"
Great text to read on my second day living in the same state...
That's like saying: If you're not into it tonight, just bend over and read a magazine while I pound you" ah romance!
Hey, if Time Warp, Man vs Wild, or Lost is on, that would work for me.