Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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Well that saved a whole 30 seconds!
I jack off in the shower so much that I get a hard-on every time it rains.
Well I hope you don't live in Washington state or you're screwed
Washington has nothing on Oregon when it comes to rain.
Maybe I used to live near seattle I understand why the need for so much starbucks