Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
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7:31, ugly girls need the cock too. So maybe she's looking to score with the wingman. Who knows? Maybe the wingman will get drunk and take one for the team.
haha 10:14 seriously.
youtube 'big fat friend' by stephen lynch. hysterical
Yeah, it's gonna be funny when these guys start going up to Dumb Druck Hottie and Ugly Ducking and the ugly one looks at the boys and says, "Hello, Wingman. Wipe that pained look off your face. We're on to your little game."
where's all the people posting how slutty this guy is?
yaa 5:20 you've got to be a lightweight.
5:20, u for real? i put down 7 drinks before i go out to the bars. then again.... i have a drinking problem
It's lucky girls need cock as much as boys need vag, or shit like this would fuck it up for everyone.
it would be funny if the wingman ended up fucking the target.
hahahahaha good lord man, id be stunned if she was still awake by the time your boy got there
i can relate to this story. except WINGMAN FAIL. dang him lol
just another reason why i wish i was dude... so i wouldn't have to deal with bitchy girls fighting over who fucks who [:
@ 5:43... Haha. TOTALLY true!
Yeah, okay.............so now that the windman thing is a cultural ref that everyone knows, what makes guys think this will work? I mean, if you're the ugly/fat/eye patch friend and the one guy is talking to you, I think at this point in our culture, you kinda know he's the wingman.
Way to fucking go, Orlando
Or my favourite: "it constantly amazes me how slutty GUYS are on this site." And how none of them ever get called sluts or whores.
If resident ugly friend did her job, you got cockblocked.
A friend in need is a friend indeed. :)
2:49, i so wish i was a guy!!