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  • 7:31, ugly girls need the cock too. So maybe she's looking to score with the wingman. Who knows? Maybe the wingman will get drunk and take one for the team.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:42pm
  • haha 10:14 seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:19pm
  • youtube 'big fat friend' by stephen lynch. hysterical

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:39pm
  • Yeah, it's gonna be funny when these guys start going up to Dumb Druck Hottie and Ugly Ducking and the ugly one looks at the boys and says, "Hello, Wingman. Wipe that pained look off your face. We're on to your little game."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:58pm
  • WHORE!!!!! where's all the people posting how slutty this guy is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:55pm
  • yaa 5:20 you've got to be a lightweight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:27pm
  • 5:20, u for real? i put down 7 drinks before i go out to the bars. then again.... i have a drinking problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:16pm
  • It's lucky girls need cock as much as boys need vag, or shit like this would fuck it up for everyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:24pm
  • it would be funny if the wingman ended up fucking the target.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:17pm
  • i can relate to this story. except WINGMAN FAIL. dang him lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:28pm
  • just another reason why i wish i was dude... so i wouldn't have to deal with bitchy girls fighting over who fucks who [:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:49am
  • hahahahaha good lord man, id be stunned if she was still awake by the time your boy got there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Way to fucking go, Orlando

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:14pm
  • Yeah, okay.............so now that the windman thing is a cultural ref that everyone knows, what makes guys think this will work? I mean, if you're the ugly/fat/eye patch friend and the one guy is talking to you, I think at this point in our culture, you kinda know he's the wingman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:31pm
  • @ 5:43... Haha. TOTALLY true!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:56pm
  • AGREED. whore! Or my favourite: "it constantly amazes me how slutty GUYS are on this site." And how none of them ever get called sluts or whores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:43pm
  • A friend in need is a friend indeed. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:15pm
  • If resident ugly friend did her job, you got cockblocked. Love, R.U.F.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:43pm
  • 2:49, i so wish i was a guy!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:02pm