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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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Before - or After She Tossed it?
Fremont!
Hah! Fail..
Go bay area
Glorious.
Little did she know, her mom really did but semen in the salad.
YES! Keeping 510 hella fucking classy.
I guess this text makes sense if you consider that the mother was having her salad tossed. In which case, it's perfectly acceptable to have semen tasting "dressing"
Trailer trash
Balls
First 203
Lol
I'm sure you really told her that. Liars!
First bitches
In Soviet Russia semen tastes like salad dressing
is that a compliment or an insult?
First eh?
I totally think that about fat free ranch.. Great minds.
Awkward
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