You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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YES! Keeping 510 hella fucking classy.
Before - or After She Tossed it?
Go bay area
is that a compliment or an insult?
I guess this text makes sense if you consider that the mother was having her salad tossed. In which case, it's perfectly acceptable to have semen tasting "dressing"
Little did she know, her mom really did but semen in the salad.
In Soviet Russia semen tastes like salad dressing
I'm sure you really told her that. Liars!
I totally think that about fat free ranch.. Great minds.