Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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