Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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