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  • 78 42
    Submitted by TotallyBro on Mar 7, 12 at 2:10pm

    - said no one ever.

  • 65 28
    Submitted by MJCity on Mar 7, 12 at 5:00pm

    [Insert clever Charlie Sheen joke here]

  • 68 47
    Submitted by BDVille on Mar 7, 12 at 2:38pm

    I only like the smell of cocaine.

    • 38 32
      Submitted by sleete on Mar 27, 12 at 12:37am

      cocaine has no smell. the smell you smell is what your dealer cuts it with.

  • 48 42
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 7, 12 at 6:04pm

    Was told Peter Frampton was doing an anniversary tour this year.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by bbad on Mar 7, 12 at 1:47pm

    no such thing as too much fog and strobe lights.

    • 52 46
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Mar 7, 12 at 5:22pm

      unless the stories on the emergency vehicles at the crash caused by too much fog.

      • 51 35
        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Mar 7, 12 at 5:23pm

        strobes....God damned Auto-correct.

        • 48 46
          Submitted by ralphmacio on Mar 7, 12 at 6:31pm

          That's a different site entirely

  • 41 32
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Mar 8, 12 at 7:30am

    Betty White stayed.