It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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