just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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