have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
