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  • 73 57
    Submitted by Scho_nuff on May 28, 11 at 11:17am

    Lay it on the tape measure doucher, u were just scared to show him how small it really is

  • 64 50
    Submitted by W_T_F on May 28, 11 at 1:12pm

    Just put the tweezers you're holding your dick with in your mouth, the camera in one hand and the tape measure in the other.

  • 63 50
    Submitted by Michguy on May 28, 11 at 11:47pm

    Did she ask if that was a clit pic?

  • 70 64
    Submitted by Funsized_5 on May 28, 11 at 6:28pm

    The only guys who feel the need to measure their dick are guys with small dicks.

  • 59 49
    Submitted by haleycomet on May 29, 11 at 2:52am

    A likely story........

  • 56 47
    Submitted by Jiggza94 on May 28, 11 at 9:41am

    Why not just show it them, if it's that impressive then be proud of it.

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Jedediah on May 28, 11 at 9:09pm

    Lol funsized5 is that why your name is like that

    • 51 64
      Submitted by Funsized_5 on May 29, 11 at 1:07am

      I'm a petite girl.

      • 59 57
        Submitted by Funsized_5 on May 29, 11 at 1:11am

        Also, the magic of the internet lets me make my name anything

  • 53 49
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 1, 11 at 9:42am

    Idiot. Don't use measuring tape. Use a goddamn ruler.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by kcs99 on May 29, 11 at 3:10am

    Famous last words...

  • 50 48
    Submitted by krayziekaos on Jun 1, 11 at 7:46am

    If you can't handle simple multitasking, we probably wouldn't wanna see it anyway

  • 59 66
    Submitted by mattson on May 28, 11 at 11:22am

    @scho-nuff why do you assume hes sending this to a guy?? Faaag

  • 52 58
    Submitted by drangonfist on May 28, 11 at 9:38am

    Too prove how tiny it is?

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Scho_nuff on May 28, 11 at 11:27am

    You told me he sent u that, u fucktard homophobe

  • 50 72
    Submitted by JetersAsshole on May 28, 11 at 7:40pm

    I like penis