I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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Lay it on the tape measure doucher, u were just scared to show him how small it really is
The only guys who feel the need to measure their dick are guys with small dicks.
Did she ask if that was a clit pic?
Lol funsized5 is that why your name is like that
I'm a petite girl.
Also, the magic of the internet lets me make my name anything
Just put the tweezers you're holding your dick with in your mouth, the camera in one hand and the tape measure in the other.
A likely story........
Famous last words...
Idiot. Don't use measuring tape. Use a goddamn ruler.
Why not just show it them, if it's that impressive then be proud of it.
If you can't handle simple multitasking, we probably wouldn't wanna see it anyway
@scho-nuff why do you assume hes sending this to a guy?? Faaag
Too prove how tiny it is?
You told me he sent u that, u fucktard homophobe
I like penis