She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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