The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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Ur a Fucking LIAR. Go back to ur parents basement loser.
"bite my shiny metal ass!!"
2:57, you're an idiot!!!
you should kno that redbull and vodka can make your heart stop....
Zach and Cassie are giant douche bags.
My last name is Bender!(:
But I'm not from this area code!
8:39 is my man!
I can already imagine what the people who post these texts will be like in ten years. Fat, employed at Mcdonald's, chronic liver problems....oh wait, that probably describes them now.
... Glad this isn't my area code... Good old failing 831 yet again eludes the failure of tfln...
When is this site going to just be simplified to "you were so drunk that you did something wacky" and "look at me I'm drunk and it's daytime". Seriously this is worthless. All you have to do is make up some retarded thing that falls under these 2 outlines and the mods, who have the sense of humor of a wet towel, will post it
"I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue..."
You really posted "first"? Get off this site you fucking loser.
Did you hear about the Jewish kid who asked his dad if he could borrow five dollars??
His dad says "Four dollars!?! What the hell do you need three dollars for?!?"
you do realize that alcohol is a depressant so it cancels out the red bull which is stimulant.
that's how you do it! hahaha!
Did you hear about the new Jewish Sportscar? It can stop on a dime.....and then pick it up.
What a shitty bender. If you can't involve more than one substance you're doing it wrong.
Second to call first
Bite my shiny metal ass!
San Francisco holllaaa