My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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