Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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He'll trade that for touching your tits.
ummm...my Andre are a little north of there, and ya touch with yer hands not yer m...mou...mmmmmm, nvm, carry on.
God DAMMIT...fuckin Auto-correct...how does abs become Andre???? ruined my post
I liked the original. Made me giggle.
Tequila you? Psh I do that sober(;
Well at least now it's out in the open. Ball's in his court...
Haha monkeys fall from trees every now and then. Btw this text is cute.. I would have said yes and tequila you again.
Oh, how NAUGHTY. Pussy.
Um wtf mediators
Funny thing about my abs, they're located on my dick
You do that a lot...Note to self - read post before submitting ;)
This is stupid. Way funnier shit has happened because of tequila.
For instance, your conception.