WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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Because you're only half the feminist your mother was?
If you smoke after sex you did it too fast
Smoking hot tits?
You know that challenge where you walk ob burning hot coals and not burn your feet? You tripped while trying to walk on coals at the party last night..
I didn't know the clasp was in the front.
Ok so listen... There we were, just minding our own business when.......
Cause you're so damn hot
Because your dumbass bf couldn't undo it the proper way?
Fuod wins. Joe takes the silver.
Weird, my name happens to be Joe too. Thanks!
And mine's purely a Simpsons reference.