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  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 12, 11 at 11:46am

    Because you're only half the feminist your mother was?

  • Submitted by Fuod on Jan 12, 11 at 11:13am

    Smoking hot tits?

  • Submitted by Gotouchyourself on Jan 12, 11 at 1:29pm

    If you smoke after sex you did it too fast

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    Submitted by noble_sunny on Jan 12, 11 at 5:55pm

    You know that challenge where you walk ob burning hot coals and not burn your feet? You tripped while trying to walk on coals at the party last night..

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    Submitted by heinlienwins on Jan 12, 11 at 11:32am

    I didn't know the clasp was in the front.

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    Submitted by blite on Jan 12, 11 at 9:58am

    Ok so listen... There we were, just minding our own business when.......

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    Submitted by marsho on Jan 12, 11 at 7:49pm

    Because your dumbass bf couldn't undo it the proper way?

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    Submitted by RobbieP on Jan 12, 11 at 11:51pm

    Cause you're so damn hot

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    Submitted by Hierro on Jan 12, 11 at 1:06pm

    Fuod wins. Joe takes the silver.

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      Submitted by Fuod on Jan 12, 11 at 3:29pm

      Weird, my name happens to be Joe too. Thanks!

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        Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 12, 11 at 4:16pm

        And mine's purely a Simpsons reference.

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    Submitted by blackra1n on Jan 12, 11 at 11:09pm

    Hot tits?