great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm at about main and main street
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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