one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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