Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Pappa wants mamma naked
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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