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  • I think after reading this I might be the worst thing from Long Island

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 10:06am
  • Giada definitely. Rachel Ray has fat wrists.

    Submitted by RickyMartin on May 15, 10 at 9:38am
  • Giada de la Boobage. She's smokin.

    Submitted by JV33 on May 23, 10 at 6:02pm
  • I'd like to have sexual intercourse with Paula Deen. :)

    Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Aug 10, 10 at 1:41am
  • I mean have you SEEN rachel rae. Oh boy, hold me back

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:15pm
  • Errday Italian.... Mmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:20am
  • 10:07 let's get married. (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 4:12pm
  • The guy who said everyday italian is right on. her name is giada and she's bangin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:27am
  • If I felt like it, I could whack one out while watching Golden Girls...doesn't mean I have to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:46am
  • thank you rachel ray!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:52pm
  • hell yes. alton brown = perfect man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:03am
  • I'd fuck the living hell out of Giada, all while she made gelato, and make her say gelato over and over...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 2:36pm
  • i would bake something in Rachel Ray's oven if you know what i mean... if you don't i mean i would sex her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:02pm
  • everyday italian....watch it....boobies everywhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 8:58am
  • If it's Giada, no doubt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:59pm
  • i must say... i do have a thing for bobby flay... i'd take his meat any day ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:23pm
  • 11:46 its eith er "whack off" or "rub one out" not "whack one out" idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:59pm
  • Rachel Ray would be like screwing Kelly Clarkson. Win win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:17pm
  • who is the chick from top chef?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:47pm
  • As long as it not Paula Dean or Barefoot Countessa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:40am
  • Yes. Everyday Italian. And Rachel Ray before she got fat. She gotta booty though.

    Submitted by imAnnaSasin on Jul 21, 10 at 6:09pm
  • Ina Garten is the sexiest woman alive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:27am
  • talk about a new a la mode topping

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:19am
  • i would fuck cat cora

    Submitted by lernington on Feb 23, 10 at 8:23am
  • Only if Alton Brown is on HA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:54pm
  • My cars an automatic but my sticks a manual... Try jerking off and driving at the same time, I was driving for 50 minutes with no luck and went almost 20miles out of my way to do so ...I even stayed at stop signs for 5 minutes at a time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:07am
  • mmm Michael Symon, Duff Goldman, and Tyler Florence =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:34am
  • Nigella Lawson makes my toes tingle. Giada de Laurentis, too. And Rachel Ray would be fun for a one-night fling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:09am
  • 4:12 can you jack me off while driving?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:39am
  • Fuck Yeah, I'm a girl and I'd rub it watching Rachel Ray butter her buns all day!

    Submitted by BlackBirdFly on Jul 16, 10 at 1:21am
  • He's talking about Jim Gaffigan!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:20pm
  • Fuck yeah you can! And you do it to the people on there not the food you retards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:10am
  • Top Chef is on Bravo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Ellie Krieger is drop dead stunning, beautiful. I could definitely pleasure myself to her image ,.... think about satisfying her "Healthy Appetite". Hell YES !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:18am
  • I'd do Rachel Ray or Giada DiLaurentis any day. They'd make me a fuckin' awesome breakfast in the morning, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 1:03pm