i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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