Whoa Z and x make the same sound
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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