Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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