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  • 60 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:23am

    Xena, xylophone, Xenon.

  • 51 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:04pm

    all of you fucks probably dont realize that this guy/girl is talking about xanex and thats why they are tripping about it. hahahahahaa duuuhhhh.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:20am

    I swear kids are getting cell phones so young these days.... Be kind guys, I'm sure this was hilarious to the first graders who had the conversation.

  • 49 44
    Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 16, 10 at 12:17am

    For a sec I was like YES an awesome high text but then I realized it was somewhat true

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:44pm

    I feel like I should've known this at an early age.

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:04am

    spandex....does that sound the same as the word spandez would? when x and z start words they sound the same, but not when they are at end of words

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:32pm

    Lol probly taking Xanax

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:50pm

    clearly talkin bout xanex

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:55am

    I think it's funny that most people were taught these things in kindergarten, but some are just now figuring it out...

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:11pm

    I just think it's funny that TextsFromLastNight thought it was "funny" enough to put on here *rolls eyes*.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:13am

    7:46, do you fail to realize the function of the letter C in making the "ch" sound? Please learn some phonics.

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:12am

    I hate that stupid unknown error message!!!!!

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:25pm

    10:17 and 2:04... Lmao.

  • 41 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:12pm

    Maybe if all of you retards weren't so busy staying high you wouldn't be having these epiphanies in your 20s and 30s.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:47pm

    whoa thats incredible!!! and 7:46.... THATS INCREDIBLE TOO!!! i should have figured this shit out earlier in life...

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:04am

    alcohol makes you realize how letters sound i love that drink

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:14am

    haha haters. I'm sure this person knew that, but just wanted to make sure everyone was on the same page. jerks.

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:02am

    10:55 - like me. that's embarrassing.

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:28pm

    You're all calling people idiots, but you've all failed to notice that Z and X only sometimes make the same sound. X has other pronunciations. ie. Ox, Saxophone, and the second X in Xanex. People even mentioned the word Xanex and you still didn't notice. Z and X don't always sound the same.

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:33pm

    They were probably Amish.

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:34am

    and now, a word from our sponors: Benjamin Franklin, captain obvious, and the letter q!

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:46pm

    Exactly, 6:28! I was hoping someone would bring that up. On the other hand, "c" is totally useless because all its functions can be replaced by "k" and "s"

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:32pm

    Mitch Hedberg, anyone?

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:34pm

    Does the combo of ch ring any balls...7:46...ch...fail

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:42pm

    I never realized this. I'm 20. Hmm.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:26pm

    Hey 2:04 and 2:50: Xanax is not spelled with an "e". It's sad that college taught you how to take the pills but not spell them correctly.

  • 33 46
    Submitted by amashfucker on Sep 21, 10 at 12:05am

    Connor?!?!

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:52pm

    someone was handeling some Xanax and had an epiphone.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by laugh3636 on Jun 5, 10 at 4:13am

    Not always

  • 24 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:57am

    All of you know that he was probably wasted or high.