hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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